I don't know how to do this

just-shower-thoughts:

Superman doesn’t need his cape to fly so it’s basically just his blankie.

swarovskia:

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

lilaeas:

the dream job is probably being a greek water nymph in an early romanticism painting…..in a pond, tiddies out, looking bored & playing men with my girlfriends

comedianthrax:

scaliepost-generator:

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

patricknageltittygirl:

while you were studying the blade I wasn’t studying the blade. I was reading the cliffnotes on blades. I’m barely scraping by in blade class